it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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