She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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