Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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