this boner is exhausting
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
