quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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