it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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