Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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