People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
how drunk are you?
Several
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
