Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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