I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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