Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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