dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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