if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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