this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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