Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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