"it" just moved
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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