I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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