that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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