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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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• (805): View more from California

  omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now

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  he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls

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• (206): View more from Washington

  obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar

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  To be fair I was thirsty

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  When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  this hospital has no fireball

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs

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  I accepted the offer

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!

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