idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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