But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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