Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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