I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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