Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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