Soap is not a condiment
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
