We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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