hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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