She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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