This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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