I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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