Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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