I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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