doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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