Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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