Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Too much gin, very little bucket
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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