try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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