the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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