he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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