like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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