Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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