Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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