I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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