Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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