it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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