I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Church boner. Awkwardddd
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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