Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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