I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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