I puked a lego.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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