I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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