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(352): View more from Florida

Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?

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(207): View more from Maine

He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope

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(573): View more from Missouri

You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them

(256): View more from Alabama

FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better

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(407): View more from Florida

Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??

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