I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?