Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.