Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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