i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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