What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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