Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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