Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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