Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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